Just in time for Halloween (or at least it will be by the time you get it - shipping from China takes about 2 - 3 weeks) you can now get your very own collection of fake mustaches! This is a great deal if your in the market - all of these fancy lip warmers for under 3 bucks - including shipping! How lovely - and no coupon needed! Do I see a mustache party in your future - I think I do!

I have a load of ideas on how to use these (in case you have no imagination) if you already have your Halloween costume planned and do not need a mustache read the next paragraph. First let's get the costumes out of the way: "Jacob from Twilight who let himself go" (consisting of this mustache, a bottle of alcohol, and a "will drink for booze" cardboard sign); "Elian Gonzalez all grown up" (needing just this mustache, a cigar, and some hot arm candy); you could also be Vili Fualaau (google it) or my personal favorite "Heidi Montag" (just the mustache will do for both of them).

This could also prove very useful if you need to spy on someone - be it a cheating partner, your grade school nurse who won't return your calls, or that person you write to every single day on the craigslist missed connections. Have a cold sore? You know the one you must have gotten from a toilet seat - cover it up with a fancy self adhesive mustache and nobody will ask any embarrassing questions! You could even use these to cover your bald spot - I am positive a fake mustache will give your comb over that extra little something.  If your not of legal drinking age you can use this mustache along with your friends-cousins-older-brothers ID to score some sweet adult beverages (just make sure to take it to one of the "locally owned" places).  Maybe wear a fake mustache to bed at night to scare intruders. The possibilities are almost literally endless - but I am sure the supplies are limited (that is like commercial worthy right there).

I bet you can think of a ton of things to do with a fake mustache on your own - but in case you need one more - you could even make them into mustache art and wow your friends with your keen eye for aesthetics!

Whatever your reason may be I say get these cheap mustaches today -  and that $2.49 investment will eventually pay for itself!