A few moths ago I experienced some of the worst pain in my life. My head was pounding, my heart was racing, and my Belkin wireless router which I paid a lot of money for was dying. It was an awful experience - his lights were dimming and he would go in and out of connectivity. The one day he just gave up and died. To make matters worse I was in the middle of a very important webisode of one of my favorite teenage girl drama shows - The Hills. At the time, if I remember correctly, I thought of the router akin to Spencer - only he was still alive, well, and making everyone (not just me) hate him.
The problem was taken care of, because I was still under warranty so not all was lost, but it took like 5 weeks for my, younger, sexy router to get back home where he belonged. It was a really bad two weeks. I cant deal with wires - they are so restricting. I was almost to the point of "stealing" the net from a neighbor I was so frustrated but being the upstanding citizen that I am it never had to go that far.
This brings me to the reason I am writing - a backup wireless router for those long days when the one I am currently in love with goes on the fritz and needs to be sent away to be replaced. My, my, what is this - a wireless router for less than $10 (including shipping)? Praise Jesus! No not Jesus, Jesus, the spicy, salt and pepper haired, smoldering eyed Latino I sometimes shout out to. Just another salsa dancing figment of my imagination I suppose.
In any case this deal is too good to pass up for me. I like the security and comfort of knowing there is a backup plan - or what the sporty type might call "second string"? Does it have to do with being on a bench? Is it "benching", no, wait, I think that is about working out. Whatever - the point is it is always good to have an inexpensive option available in case things go wrong. It is really pricey to just go out and pick one of these puppies up, and at under $10 this one can sit in the closet until needed - like Jesus - this time I mean the deity because it seems like the religious only pull him out when its convenient. Im so cleaver and its distracting you so here it is - buy this router!

