Do you ever get the feeling that everything is going to get really terrifying soon? You know, like there will be an earthquake, tornado, fire, or that the Republicans will take all-encompassing control of the White House? Sometimes these terrible thoughts can keep me up all night - wondering, and worrying, and waiting for the Republican Party to steal another election. The earthquakes and floods and stuff sounds pretty bad, too, though.

Well worry no more - with the American Red Cross Personal Emergency Prepare Kit with Backpack you are pretty covered for any major disaster (excluding Republican Coup d'état). It has pretty much all you need to be protected against the worst and even some fun extras you can use for a social gathering: Whistle, Hand Warmer, N95 Face Mask, Emergency Drinking Water Pouches, Light Stick, Emergency Blanket, Germicidal Wipes, Emergency Ponchos, Mini First Aid Kit, Vinyl Gloves.

The individual ones you use for your "GooGoo for Gaga" orgy are completely up to you - but remember to put them back in case something really terrible happens. I would venture to guess the Germicidal Wipes and Emergency Ponchos are probably what you should grab first, in either situation, but hey that is just my opinion.

It will feel good to be prepared, you can rest at night knowing that you will have a little jump start on your friends and family - or if the world goes into total lawless, anarchy you can maybe trade some of these things for some alcohol and a pack of smokes.

Can this emergency kit help you out when your 12 year old daughter comes home from school and tells you she was knocked up by the janitor? Can this emergency kit help fend off evil vampires while hot, young, virile, errrrr not legal Jacob is off doing wolf things? Can this emergency kit help you win the Mount Rose American Teen Princess Pageant? No - but it will help you survive during short periods of homelessness due to disaster. There is all kinds of stuff to help keep you warm, dry, bandaged up, and even a little water to keep the thirst at bay.

I know what your thinking and I will address both of those thoughts. First, the boycott of Target is still on but this can be a one time exception - it is $13.50 (using the 10% off coupon code TOEY738U) with no charge for shipping. I figure they are probably losing money on the deal which helps me justify it and it's important for everyone to have. Second, Taylor Lautner is a human being that should be treated with dignity and respect - you disgust me.