What is this survival day? Is someone up "there" trying to tell me something? Maybe whoever it is knows I can not pass up a good deal and because of Fox "News" I am scared to death about everything going on in the world. Whatever the reason this is a pretty sweet deal for an all-in-one survival tool - it is only $ .99 with coupon code MLCK400061082568NL1 (while supplies last) - and of course it SHIPS FREE. How these people make any money is totally beyond me - but they must!
What is so great about this little do-dad you wonder? Well - it includes a lot of cool stuff - Survival Whistle, Compass, High-precision Thermometer, Signal Mirror, Magnifying glass, High-white LED flashlight, and even a Sealed warehouses to put your own life-saving note inside. It also comes in a fashionable Army Green color - that will go with everything! Look out Versace - oh... wait... oh what a tragedy - don't even get me started on Andrew Cunanan. Why did I have to go and bring that up?
Anyway, all those features up there... who wouldn't pay a dollar for just one of them - and with this little device you get 8! That is a hot dog of a deal if you ask me - and I know a thing or two about deals -hot dogs, too, for that matter.
This would be a great addition to your American Red Cross Emergency Prepare Kit - it has a few added features that can help keep you alive. I think this little gizmo would make a great gift for the outdoorsy type too and you don't even need to tell him/her/herim it was less than a dollar - (including the shipping!) all they need to know is that you care. This would also be a great stocking stuffer for the kids. Should I say Holiday stuffer? Is it more P.C. to say Holiday in front of everything? When did it all get so confusing? Holiday stuffer sounds like a gross sex act... one where you need latex gloves and Astroglide ... which is so not appropriate for the kids - or the Holiday. Did you guys notice that the Astroglide link goes to a page where you can get a free sample? Two posts in one! Bam!
Regardless of the reason, this little thingamajig will make something in your life a little easier - and for less than a dollar (the cost of a value menu item) that is really saying something!

